Let’s say, if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we’ve killed, I’d really like that number of drinks,” said Donald Trump’s fog of warred Secretary of Defense/War tonight in Saturday Night Live’s unusually high temperature cold open.

President Donald Trump called the term "affordability" a "Democrat scam" during a Cabinet meeting on Tuesday, Dec. 2. He also claimed he inherited the 'worst inflation in history' from former President Joe Biden's administration.

Jimmy Kimmel mocked President Trump for appearing to fall asleep multiple times during a televised Cabinet meeting where officials praised him. Kimmel highlighted Trump’s 160 posts on Truth Social the night before and joked about his fatigue and social media habits.

"Chaos unfolds in Trump's Cabinet meeting as an official's baffling move sparks intrigue - and Trump's reaction leaves jaws dropping. 😱

President Donald Trump's Cabinet secretaries offered glowing praise for him on Tuesday, Dec. 2, in a three-hour White House meeting.

Trump touted tariffs and lower inflation at a Cabinet meeting where he called Democratic complaints about 'affordability' a 'scam.'

"Jimmy Kimmel delivers a savage blow to Trump's Cabinet, likening their stability to cheap furniture on national TV. You won't believe

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has defended U.S. military strikes on alleged drug cartel boats, saying President Donald Trump has the right to take military action “as he sees fit.”