🎧 Van Halen – “Hot for Teacher” Released October 27, 1984, this single roared into rock history like a souped-up dragster. Alex Van Halen’s legendary double-kick intro sets the fuse, Eddie’s guitar melts every rulebook in sight, and David Lee Roth turns detention into a party no principal could contain. “Hot for Teacher” bottles the madness and brilliance of Van Halen at full speed. No band looked or sounded this fun while shredding schools to rubble. Loud, flashy and forever young. Turn it up